❤THE 'L' WORD.

2009-05-16T16:11:00.002+08:00

After four days of sulking inside,
I've decided to suck it up.

good bye and good riddance to you bitches, your deceptive lies and whatnot.

thank you
athirah
marissa
laura
shermin
amri
nicole
noran
maryanne
amanda
annabella
chermaine
nigel
kester
russell
shawn

because when life sucks,
these people stayed by me and tried to convince me of otherwise

and though sunshine may seem a thousand miles away,
believe me it's not that far.

now i just have to find a way to believe myself.

only a few more weeks.

knock me out with a SPOOOOON.

2009-05-15T23:03:00.002+08:00

MARYANNE
SHERMIN
AMANDA
LEX.

damn friggin crazy today i swear.
so, during 17 again me and maryanne kept squealing like little girls when zac looked hot. which is like 98% of the time. the 2% was during the 1989 version of him. OHMYGOD I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PEOPLE WERE THINKING IN THAT ERA. I mean- afro, floral prints and shaggy hair? EWWWWWWW.

ZAC EFRON I DON'T CARE IF YOU WEAR MAKEUP YOU'RE THE BEST EYECANDY TO EYECANDY IN THE WORLD.

then the four of the bombarded the WHOLE MALL. and camwhored. A LOT. sembawang is the best place to camwhore i swear.

pictures up soon!

THANK YOU YOU THREE.

and esp. you sherm.

LOVE YOUUUUS!

A's birthday bash.

2009-05-13T23:54:00.004+08:00

THE ONE-MONTH-LATE PICHAZ GALORE.

2009-05-13T23:05:00.006+08:00

MARISSA YEO LE PING.

I know you're bumped out, and you should know i'll be here for you no matter what.

Bizzare phonecalls in the middle of Bishan and yellow helium balloons or whatever, i'll glady take them and give you one hell of a phonecall ride.

You were there for me when i wailed like a baby and now it's my turn.

I LOVE YOU, TWIN.

P.S.
you bangs look damn cute on you okay, period.

ATHIRAH ARIFFIN AND AMRIYATUL MAZIYAH

thank you two for always sticking by me, for actually not hanging up when i'm crying so hard it's considered screeching, but keep talking me out of wanting to "dieeeeeeeeeeeeee".
and i'll be there for you, 'cause you're there for me tooooooooooooo. oooooooooooooooooooooo.

XOXO.

love you two HOT couple(:

LAURA EVA WONG KAI LIN

I love you, and thank you for yesterday.
"Lexuan! Go shopping! It'd make you happy! Or buy food! See, there got frozen yougurt!"
Or something like that. HAHA/
And i loved that smiliey balloon. thanks so much. for the two dollar balloon, and the two hours
ttempting to make me smile.

Thanks again. loves you muchly.

NORAN AMEHDA

Thanks for caring enough bout me to actually tell someone.
You're the best dora anyone could ever meet, even if you were an illegal immigrant. hahaha kidding.
<3>

NIGEL (JOKE) cum GITTO?

you're the bravest boy i've ever met. and no, i won't give you consultation fees becuase you're already rich enough.

THANK YOU FOR YESTERDAY.

CHERMAINE YONG

I don't know if you're reading this, but-
THANK YOU ALSO.
becuase you offerred me make up remover when i was bawling like there's no tomorrow.
(:

you're a great friend.

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When life gives you shit, pile them up, step on it and get out of the hellhole.

"No one except ourself could make you feel inferior" or something like that. Eleanor Roosevelt knows her shit.

MAYDAY PARADE,

2009-05-09T21:26:00.006+08:00

I have finally found my cable.
labour day with the labour minus the sweat plus the lots of crazy fun, blueberry muffins and brownies.

dry cowgrass and shade. ATHIRAH= POSER NERD.

I CAN TAKE PHOTOS, OKAY.

Shermin Chan Jia Qi and my vandilized wallet (by her)

99 bottles up there on the wall.

Her Royal Highness Dowager Princess of Camwhorerica Amanda Ooi.

pouts are still SO IN.

NICOLE, I CAN SO TAKE PHOTOS LA.

(: I LOVE YOU ALL.

"you look like a freaking gypsy!"

like Melbourne (:

CAMWHORE EXPERTISE

Athirah, we (namely me and amanda) ARE VERY SORRY FOR THE CURRENT STATE OF THE ENDS OF YOUR PENS. But the pretty picture is so worth it.

together, these four maniacs (plus grace) have decided to

1. take up skateboarding and ride them to tuition (!!!!!)

2. learn muay thai/ akido

3. TAKE UP LINE DANCING/ BALLROOM DANCING/ LATIN DANCING

after mideyears.

TOTAL LIBERATION YOU'RE JUST A TWINGE AWAY.

to my best guy-girlfriend.

2009-05-06T22:51:00.002+08:00

the walking terestorone i could have a bitch fit with:
HAPPY 16TH TAN WEE KEONG.

you're just so damned awesome.

loveyouloads!

2009-04-25T17:13:00.005+08:00

i suddenly have an overbearing urge to read the princess diaries.
lexuan concentrate- STUDY.

tiresome.

2009-04-25T17:06:00.001+08:00

life sucks, and then you die.

MYEs, here I come.

2009-04-18T16:08:00.003+08:00

When you're fifteen and somebody tells you they love you, you're gonna believe them.

Taylor Swift.

2009-04-16T22:59:00.002+08:00

OHMYGOD.
OHMYGOD.
OHMYGOD.

MATT THE-MOLE-ON-HIS-FOREHEAD GIRAUD WAS SAVED BY THE JUDGES.
THE JUDGES USED THE SAVE.
OH.
MY.
MOTHER.
FATHER.
SISTER.
AMERICAN.
IDOL.
BROTHER.

next week's disco week. HA-HA.

IRISES.

2009-04-16T22:47:00.002+08:00

I think miley cyrus is very overrated.

so i finally talked to thomas after what seems like aeons.
and,
THOMAS CHUA-
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, HUN!
thanks for always being there for me, happy supercalifajulisticaxepialagocious 16th.

i don't feel compelled to work hard anymore. school is just, well, a mushpit full of CR-AP. Besides the bourgeois desire to fufill the ideal that society has embedded into us from a young age to promote the consumer capitalism agenda, i do not see the point to hurt my head so much.

I LOVE TKGRCY F9.
captains of the seven wheels, deals and hofists footdrills.
true genius does not fufill exceptations, true genius shatters them.

you know you're stressed when you have giddy spells asleep.

2009-04-15T19:51:00.005+08:00

Laura commented I need to blog more often. HAHAHHA. so here it is.

school's been awesome for the most part.

i love noran and mine impressionations of Danny Gokey 'hero lies in... YOU!', Adam Lambert's 'The ring os FAA-YAA' and Alexis's 'Jolene'.

fun during BIO, while the teacher's going on with enzymes and whatnots, me and cherlyn(L) got a lot on our hands. HEH.

Many sperms fight amongst each other to catch the eye of the egg

HAHAHHAAHAH

And a winner emerged!

hey, in our defense, it's not entirely unrelated to bio. FYI, it's bluetack.

i miss the HOC ttm.

jordantong, if you're reading this, please remember to send me the lastest redetions of adam/danny/kris/matt/allison's on AI. random spur-of-a-moment though. THANKS!

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY ATHIRAH ARIFFIN BEST FRIEND OF THE FREAKING CENTURY.

2009-04-10T17:16:00.002+08:00

for~~ever~~ never.

tired.

the day i'm truly happy is the day Chris Daughtry grows a mullet.

2009-04-07T21:40:00.003+08:00

Black or White- Adam Lambert.

tomorrow is sports day.

still, energizers' and 3/5's gonna dominate.

PE:

Lex: "Eh, i ask you, how can energizers not win captain's ball? there's 4 netballers(noran, frin, laura, shab), 1 softballer(fatin), one NPCC person(amri) and one dancer with triceps like van diesel(victoria)."

Sinthiya: "HAHA, YEAH. so proud. while they're sweating their guts out. we're sitting here singing national day songs and being an extra commentator."

"my dog could bark like a congressman, fetch like an aide, beg like a press secretary and play dead like a receptionist when the phone rings."

lovelex.

"lexuan, you have too many lives, you need to kill one of them."

2009-04-04T23:10:00.002+08:00

HELLO PEOPLE OF EARTH WHO ACTUALLY LISTENS TO MY DAILY/WEEKLY/OCCASIONALLY-MONTHLY RANTS.

my squadmates. oh, my squadmates.

and i start the "little miss" plushies trend.

they are suckers for stuffed cartoons, i would know.

-more people likes little miss series now!

ME

sharifah's incognito. NOT VERY SUCCESSFUL.

FUNNY.
santa sharifah claus.

AH

-Sharifah starts hurling plushies VIOLENTLY on the floor-
me, ruthie, deniece, alfizah: "SHARIFAH FATIMAH AZZAHRA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Sharifah: "Shh.. I'm trying to dig a hole and hide the teddy i want to buy inside." -chuckles-
-everyone laughs.-

parkway giant is now our new playhouse. HEH.

bedok library is fun and condusive though you'll occasionally see people who look like people you know on an hourly basis. so halfway through root memorization on enzymes(which are biological catalysts made out of proteins, that would alter the rate of reaction and and remains chemically unchanged at the end of each chemical reaction, by the way) Athirah will go :"DAMMIT LEXUAN, HE LOOKS LIKE -INSERTS NAME HERE-" then we would burst into squealing squabbles and argue. and i would win. HA-HA.

most retarded msn conversation of the century:
Mister Downsize. says:
helluuuuuuuu
Mister Downsize. says:
firs le me warn ou m keboard's no working ver well
Mister Downsize. says:
=D

on a slighty dumber(like that is even possible) note-
sometimes i really wonder if i'm really born with black hair.
T: "lexuan you are so blonde"
L: "i'm not"
T: "you are!"
L: "i'm not!"
T: "you are!"
L: "i'm not!"
T: "you're not."
L: "i are!" "shit."

P.S.
i love you laijooyee.
i cannot believe i didn't see you for what seems like aeons now.
i'll see you soon love, promise.

P.P.S.
Laura Eva Wong Kai Lin(dammit, i hope i spelt your name correctly),
cheer up,
because life is like a box of chocolates,
you something something -zomg, just kill me an insert a life philoshophy here-
and since milkshakes make you sick and want to throw up,
i'll buy you the two best friends you will ever have in your entire life: ben & jerrys.
i love you!
"The L people are cool" -green post-it from L, march 09'

swhech

2009-04-03T22:48:00.002+08:00

i'm lazy to muster up my willpower to go look for my usbs.
HEHE.
so no pichaz

I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHO READS MY BLOG.
IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE READING THIS,
PLEASE SAY SOMETHING.

i'm exhausted.
tuition was as usual, a blast:
"it's like 'kids gone wild' under flurouscent lights!"
I don't know how enzymes and animal digestion could lead to haunted flats, but in any case, it's the best.
Mr Imbran: "that crazy woman singing in the bathroom while i was on a honeymoon with my wife in a Bintan chalet wants to KILL ME?"
Class: "then?"
Mr Imbran: "i kill her then she know"
Class: "she's already dead la cher."
Mr Imbran: "then i'll do some funny things to her"
-pause-
Mr Imbran: "Haha, that sounds sick huh."

he's like the best last comic standing.

yiyun is farnee.
"crashcourses works for lexuan.
she got 20/25 for lit and 15 hours before the test she thought atticius was jem's sister, and that scout was a boy."

asses to the RCR was the bomb i swear.
we were all blindfolded ans spinned around for god knows how many times and then led into the room.
it was hilarious. let's just say that you do things you would never do if you actually have a clear vision. hurhur.
training was a little screwed i think.
i honestly don't think any of the juniors read my blog. so.
i could collapse into a muddle of pud and enter deep slumber, really.

"ORGASMIC, EVEN."

2009-03-31T22:50:00.003+08:00

-my (not so wearable anymore) PE shirt.

i like school
1. During math:
Yiyun(from the back of the class): “Eh Mrs Loy, you like the NE board anot?”
Mrs Loy: “All I see is pink and black paper. So what does the pink symbolize?”
-5 second pause-
Lexuan(from the other side of the back of the class): “ A younger generation striving for greater heights”
-2 second pause-
Everyone: HAHAHAHHAHA.
2. It just dawned onto me that in approximately one year and three months, i will be taking TOFEL,
and in approximately 2 years and three months,
i will be leaving for America.
Farewells suck.
3. SOOOOO.
I'M THE NEW SECRETARY OF TKGRCY.
-runs, flashs, screams, squirms, hyperventilates-
WALAWHUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH/
4. Tomorrow will be April Fools day.
Tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen,
we will be in for a very interesting morning-afternoon.
HOHO.
I realise that my blogposts have no connections really.
I HAVE TOO MANY PICHAZ TO UPLOAD.

silver lining.

2009-03-27T22:26:00.002+08:00

faint hint of rainbow in the light pink sky makes me think.

my parents are being well parents, further evidence that men come from mars, women come from venus and parents originate from this cold hard not-so-planet-anymore called pluto.

I'M ANGRY.
ANN-GRAY.
GRRRRRRRRRR.

becuase i really don't see the point in this blog anymore.

the OTHER perspective.

2009-03-19T22:13:00.002+08:00

"Went to dinner with Lex and Fatin.
We were supposed to eat at pastamania, but the queue was long.
We sat outside pastamania waiting for the NP people, like hobos.
In the end, we decided to tell them not to come.

Lex had to carry her camp stuff with her.
I helped her carry the flag and I carried it with pride.
Everyone stared.
How thrilling.
Hahahahahaha.
We made a dramatic entrance at KFC.
I stuck the flag in the ground and we said, "we made it to our destination!"AHAHA.
So we sat down at a table and put the flag beside it.
"We can all order. Nobody will sit here. We have a FLAG to mark our territory. Way better than TISSUE PAPER!"
HAHAHAHA.'
A group of ladies wanted to sit beside us and they asked me:
"Is this table vakant?"
"Sorry, what?"
"Is this table VAKANT?"
"WHAT???"
"VAKANT!!"
"HUH? Oh, yeah its vacant..."(Its pronounced vey-kent, damn it)

Fatin and I went to buy food.
"What did lexuan want again?"
"Meltz"
"Are you sure? Maybe its toasted twister?"
"No. Hmmm oh yeah maybe."(lex sitting very far)
"LEXUAN!"
"LEX!"
"TAN!"
"GIRL WITH FLAG"
"GIRL IN BLUE"
"GIRL IN BLUE WITH FLAG"
(lex comes over)

While talking,I winked at Lex.
Winking is my thing.
Ahahhaa
Anyway, there was this mat that walked past.

"Omg. i need to learn to do stuff at the right time!"-Me
"Why?"-Lex
"That mat walked past when i was winking at you. He probably thinks i was winking at him"-Me
"OMG. IS IT THAT MAT IN BLACK?"-Lex
"yeah."-Me
"HE'S STARING AT YOU NOW"-Lex
"STILL STARING."-Lex
a few minutes later...
"HE'S STILL STARING."-Lex
(Laughs like crazy)

❤L up down prance around; says:
*i want apple!
*THE COMP.AA

`I've just awesomed all over the place. says:
*HAHA
*an apple a day keeps the doctor away
*what bullshit

❤L up down prance around; says:
*BUT.
*if the doc's cute,
*screw the apple
`I've just awesomed all over the place. says:
*hahaha
*screw the doc la!"
-ATH'S BLOG

IT'S GREAT TO GET A THIRD PERSON'S PERSPECTIVE.
and,
i'm just too lazy to blog myself. HAHA.

thanks athirah for letting me kope it from your blog.
i don't think i asked though,
so,
SORRY!

oh, and you forgot the part when fatin confused the toasted twister with TWISTED TOASTER.
and the fits of laughter following after.

HAHAHHA.

tee-kay-gee-are-see-why, ILOVEYOUALL.

2009-03-18T21:55:00.003+08:00

tangjong katong girls redcross youth:
THE AMATUERISH PROFS,
gee double oh bee jay oh b, GOOD JOB!

we got into the finals, babeh.

I HAVE APPROX. 4 MINUTES AND 13 SECONDS BEFORE AMERICAN IDOL STARTS.

so, something like this happened in camp.

Forbidden words:
"shit"
"la"
"ya"
"ohmygod"

and, someone said something like this:
"ohmygod, ohmygod, got mice! ohmygod, oh ya, cannot say ohmygod! shit!"
-slaps mouth-
"ohmygod!"

HAHAHAHHAHA.

i love camp.
not the aches and thne ulcers though.

I'M A SERGEANT NOW WHEEEEEEEEE.
ZTRIPLE PROMOTION ZOMG (:

IVANNA DYE.

2009-03-12T21:48:00.004+08:00

I AM SO VEXED AND SLEEPY I SWEAR I WOULD SLEEP IN A BATHTUB IF I HAVE TO.

Arts Fest 09' auditions for both drama and dance are in TWO DAYS.
Camp performance vetting is TOMORROW

i hyperventilate when i'm stressed. HAHAHAHHAHA. *wheeeze*

shawn we hello.

my dad talks to himself in cantonese when my mother asks him questions.

house of cards dedications.

2009-03-11T18:41:00.005+08:00

-from athirah's blog

because we are so many colours.
HOUSE OF CARDS.
(in no particular order)
-and reason being i was HIT VERY BADLY by a tsunami of nostalgia.

ATHIRAH ARIFFIN.
i love you bitch.
i miss how random you can get.
how you could blog, chat, watch the-uber-hot-danny-phamton on Nickelodeon at the same time and still want to talk to me on the phone.
you are my sunshine, when i feel like broken crumbs driven into tar by a bloody monstwer truck.
"you suck, but i still love you." -Vday card 2008

NUR ASYIQIN BTE RAHMAT.
because when i see your father's name in some sign at malaysia, i'll burst out laffing and point to the sign saying "that's the name of my bestfriend's father!".
it's lame, i know, but you know you love it.
i miss our bimbotic squabbles, and how you would complain you didn't have enuf sleep thanks to endless hours of anime.
i miss you bumping my ass TOO HARD till i ALMOST fall off the railing of the third floor.
i just miss you.
"the name of my v***** is VOLVO! lex, name yours veronica! then they could be bestfriends!" -what a bimbo.

NAWIRAH NORDEEN.
you random, random queenbee of all random thangs.
while the rest give me the -.- look, you're the only one who laughs at my VERY LAME JOKES.
when i cry, you're ALWAYS(yes, and i don't know why) the first one i see, and you will hug me and say "lexuan, don't cry! awww!" then burst out laughing, thus making me choke on my tears.you're always there. whether i see you or not.
iloveyou,
till the ends of the earth and mighty all-hail pretty horizons.

SINTHIYA MOKTAN.
everyday gives me a chance not to miss you.
but i love you still the same as them.
because the hoc wouldn't be complete without YOU.
YOUR NEPALESE SINGALONGS,
"lexuan you owe me a post it!" reminders EVERY SINGLE PERIOD,
and your untenable "prwetty boy" image.

S: "lex, saying chickeny"
L: "why?"
S: "just say it!"
L: "okay, i chickeny you!"
S: "HAHAHAHAHHAHA. CHICKENY MEANS f*** IN NEPALESE."
L: "CHICKENY YOU, BITCH."

AMRIYATUL MAZIYAH.
you love your pink.
you love your pink a lot.
you love your pink too much.
but still,
you love house of cards more than pink.

you want the teachers to hear you,
but I (sitting beside you) could barely hear you.

you love pink like some bizarre obsession,
but you cannot stand icky shades of pink.

iloveyou, because you are "just so amri".

FATIN
you are so spastic
you are so funny
you are so gay.
you are high when you're tired.
you make people think "Yunaisha(or however you spell it)" is a real person.
you are so low sometimes.

and everyone loves you 'cause

you are so fatin.

AFRINA
i thank god that you're in the hoc now.
because you make people happy.
and house of cards likes to be happy.

and we love you to the max (:

SONIYA GURUNG.
oh.
you.
soniya.
oh.
soniya.
now i'm speechless, over the edge i'm just breathless.
someone put that song into amri's head.
and i'm 10000% sure it's you.

i love you guuuu.

NADIRAH ISA.
hello you bimbo.
i miss singing thanksforthememories/hero-heroine/happybirthday/anysongsthatplopintoour heads with you during math.
i miss saying the bimbo cheer with you to irritate people.
i miss your very humorous laughter.
i miss you woman.
i do i do i doooo

NORAN AMEHDA.
who in the deep ends of the universe could forget dora?
i love you:
-for being so dora
-for saying "waderrrrrr" when ivanna pee.
-for our VERY KEWL HANDSHAKES
-for giving me the puppy dog "aww-look" when i'm sad
-for attempting to be lame/cool, and succeeding (damn!)
-because you're an awesome friend.

I WURF YOU! HAHAHAHA.

NURUL
although we don't talk much in 2/7,
i still feel compelled to scream "NURULLLLLLL!" every time i see you in school.
because you're just an awesome person.
and i love you!

i know all of us are too busy living our own lives,
but i do miss the 2/7 hoc we were.
and yes, recesses are empty without all of us.
but we will be the mighty hoc again.
i love you guys.
no matter what happens.
because,
even the most horrendous winds can't tear us apart.
PROMISE.

❤
rain, storm or bloody tropical winds,
i love you all.

IT DON'T MATTER IF YOU'RE BLACK
WHITE OR YELLOW, IF YOU'RE BROWN OR RED
LET'S GET DOWN TO THAT
LOVE IS COLOR-BLIND.

this one's for the girls.

2009-03-07T22:08:00.003+08:00

sports heats at VJ.
i got blisters, tons of bitchy fun, and the flush in my cheeks that refuses to mild after days.

hello hawa.

shit hot sweltering, i want to die. but pose first.

phone never ever leaves her, seriously.

i like vjc. there's a strange sense of solace. and nerds.

WHAT-

timekeepers. there's shade!

THE POSTITOHMANIA.
"lex."
"what?!"
"write me a post-it."
"you idiot."
"do it."
"fine, you owe me a burger."
"okay, then write me 10 post its."
THE POST-ITS CRAZE,
it catches on easy.
-really.

if you're stupid, it was sinthiya who wrote this.

get over yourself, maziyah!

it was pasted on the cover of my notebook.

amri's pencilbox is a little crazy pretty.

LAURA, FATIN AND NORAN'S JUNKYARD!

i got a page on sinthiya's book of postits :D

i love my friends.

houseofcards
energizers,
3/5 gang,
and the boys that got my back.

:D

stay pretty!
i was talking to the boys.

2009-03-04T22:28:00.000+08:00

My First Parkour Video - Click here for the funniest movie of the week

ZOMG.
SHAWN WE,
YOU ARE SOME PARKOUR PRODIGY.

i have many interesting friends.

2009-03-01T15:52:00.001+08:00

I.
AM.
STUCK.

i love tutions, i hate you.

don't try to be good, 'cause you can't.
don't try to conceal it, 'cause you couldn't.
don't try to love me, 'cause i won't.

GOODBYE HAPPY.

2009-02-26T21:17:00.000+08:00

C; 6years from now, i wonder where i'd be. says:
6years from now, i wonder where i'd be.
❤L a little very peculiar. RAVIN I SWEAR TO GOD I LOVE YOU LIKE XXXXXXXXXL. says:
you will be hot
❤L a little very peculiar. RAVIN I SWEAR TO GOD I LOVE YOU LIKE XXXXXXXXXL. says:
you will have many suitors
❤L a little very peculiar. RAVIN I SWEAR TO GOD I LOVE YOU LIKE XXXXXXXXXL. says:
and your best bitch will still be lexuan.

2009-02-26T20:43:00.004+08:00

SO-

I got 31/40 for "chem-the-impossible-paper"

BUT-

because i got 4/15 for my first formative test,
CHEM'S A FISHING B3.

brightside:

I'll still get a 78% for Amath even if I scored a beautiful bright shiny ball of zero for tomorrow's spring test.

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BECAUSE AMRIYATUL MAZIYAH AMERELI SAYS MY BLOG DOESN'T HAVE MUCH INFORMATION ABOUT HER,

I AM GOING TO WRITE STUFF ABOUT HER.

1. She loves pink. A lot, too much.

2. She loves me. SHE BETTER.

3. She's "justsoamri".

I am very in love with american idol and danny gokey and that alyson-red-head-kellyclarkson-of-this-era girl.

I ROLL MY EYES AT HYPERBOLE.

you, just go all crazy at hyperbola and that, made you look like a hobo.

love like this, times a billion and too.

2009-02-25T22:03:00.004+08:00

-From Car's blog.

TO MY DEAREST CARISSA HWANG WEN YA.
Thanks for so many things.
It's just almost impossible to find a friend like you.

3/5 would not be the same without you.

I know you've been at your downs more than lately,
but you just never fail to make others smile.
You think of everyone who is anyone first,
and you deserve more than just a big hug, 567 kisses, and a lifetime of merriment.

you're my baby love.

SIDENOTE-
thanks 3/5 for everything. (kope-d idea from car dearestest)

a hella mighty love thanks cheers to: (in random order)
carissa
cher
yiyun
lauraeva
vic
amri
fatin
noran
annabella
donna
zahra
sharifah
frin
shaboooooo
sinthiya
janefann
jominongprincebeng

i like:
recesspicnics in class.

i am princess lian according to jo.

just this,

2009-02-21T12:12:00.004+08:00

I am so sick of chick flicks.
When the hell are dick flicks coming out?
Now, that'd cause a stir.

I am exhausted and i just woke up after 13 hours of sleep.
I am deprived.

National Red Cross Youth Arts Fest Competition is exactly 3 weeks from now.
I'm in charge of both drama and dance. No pressure. right.
Now, pardon me while i stuff paper bags down my oesophagus.

my head's running a million miles an hour on route 66
gush flush dash down your memory lane
and i miss you
i want to plant a biggggg one on you
i want my veins to flow like electricity jolts
my heart to explode like dazzles of ferro roche
and confetti on a busy parade.

life sucks, then you die.

2009-02-20T22:13:00.009+08:00

TODAY HAS BEEN GAHZAH EXHAUSTING.
i cried 12 times.
it was not very fun.

SO-
CA WEEK IS A BITCH.
BITCH WENT TO GO SCREW HERSELF UPSIDE DOWN.
BITCH GOT SCARED AND RAN AWAY.

hallelujah, I'm finally liberated from the clutches of shitass CAs.

barney and gang.

V day balloons :D

my 7-days late picture.

my bag is HOT.

my crazy bitches i love you like XXXXXL.

i look damn weird/cheena/fat here. but moktan pestered me to post this up. you so owe me, loser.

I know, the photographer is awesome.

wails, trails and my awesome tales.

thanks (in no particular order) sinthiya, amri, laura, thirah, vic, frin, sharifah, marissa(eliza)twinaye, fizah, siti, CAR, cher, yiyun, qingwen, noran, the sec 2 pop in charge of my class, syiqin, nawi, soniya, zhara, manymore for everything today.
you'll are my sunshine.

PMS's a slut.
i hope menopause kicks in soon.

P.S.
MARISSA ELIZA YEO LE PING;
THANKS FOR THE SCPRIT,
I LOVE YOU TWIN.
rain, shine, earthquake, or tsunami,
i'll be there for you too. <3

P.P.S.
CARISSA PLEASE CHEER UP.
I'll buy you the biggest most colossal PINK carebear in the world if you could turn that frown upside down! (shit, sounds like some barney quote)
i love your morning hugs and loud bimbotic comments.
Be you, love.

tales flies dice christ.

2009-02-18T22:27:00.004+08:00

YIYUN: "What's love? I've never been in love."

LEXUAN: "Love is nice, love is tangible"

YIYUN & LEXUAN: "YEAH, RIGHT."

and this is why we are good friends.

days in school had been eccentric and lovely.

to kill a mockingbird was hellish, but i think i passed the ca, credits to Ms Sarah for giving me the motivation i dearly needed to read the first chapter of the heinous excuse for a novel.

Ms Sarah:"Okay, so now we'll move on to the character analysis on Jcout and Sem"

L: "So, are Scout and Jem the descendents of the old Mr. Finch who set up the landing and died rich?"

Ms Sarah: "Yes, lexuan."

L: "So how about Atticius, is he a descendent too?"

Carissa: "Atticius is Jem's and Scout's father, of course he's the descendent of the old Mr. Finch!"

L: "Since when did Scout become the son of Atticius?"

Ms Sarah, Carissa, Jomin, Yi Yun: "SCOUT IS A GIRL."

L: "Oh."

HAHAHAHHAHA.

2009-02-17T21:58:00.000+08:00

actually, i don't really see the point in this blog anymore.

2009-02-11T21:48:00.002+08:00

see that girl right there, they say she's sexy as hell.

white tie affair is genius. athirah, i caught up with it, ust one year late is all :D

HAPPY TWO-DAY PRE V DAY.
I HAVE 28 PRESENTS TO GET READY BY FRIDAY.

i hate it when it so unintentionally ryhmes.

2009-02-06T23:00:00.002+08:00

wk says:
YEAH! OMG MAN. it disgusts me how slutty most girls are these days!
❤L, says:
EHEMMMMM.

oh, wk.

wham bam thank you maam, it's the 6th.

2009-02-06T19:10:00.003+08:00

indecorous she may be
but the girl with the Polo tee
ruthless demin
black eyeliner
and wild rose petals for cheeks
Etched you in her memory
aches with every scene
I kiss my memory of you goodnight
wishing it was as tangible as the vast midnight sky
becuase it's at the early wee hours of the morn
when i inevitably feel the most torn

I need you here with me, boy.

On a side note-
school's been terrifabulous with just a ~~twinge~~ of insanity.

8 more days.
big day.
redcross youth national footdrill competition.
oh joy.

theory.

2009-02-01T13:06:00.002+08:00

if i was stranded on the amazon with only my amath textbook,
i would come back albert einstein.
too bad it was flung into the pacific ocean.

comical.

2009-01-31T20:44:00.003+08:00

(8:08 PM) ♠♥ĴΘ®ÐÃП♣♦ -Nar:
I love my Sir. That kenneth guy. He rocks. He gives us so much of authority. Then cause my friends never pump the juniors for their mistakes, he told my friends "Must be like Jordan, FUCK THEM FUCK THEM FUCK THEM"

hilarious shits.

bowling and balling.

2009-01-31T20:03:00.004+08:00

A: "Ohmygod, gross. Your hamster's a male."

L: "Dude, it's a girl"

A: "But it has a penis!"

L: "Oh god, athirah, that's the tail."

say hello to my dense friend.

GALORE.

F, A.

BALL FLINGS

BALL FALLS

BALL SCREAMS

laura had a death glare, who knew? :O

athirah does the dance, BALL CURVES.

hahahahah. hyperbola. cold joke.

victoria the graceful.

holy mother father sister bowling brother.

this picture scares me.

F, A, A.

mental face block.

frin cannot frown.

sinthiya

laura

POUTTTTTT

my face is unworthy.

frin is really tall.

HAHAHAHAHA. camera parallax magic.

she's only 150+

scary gang.

laura got 2nd highest score, and she promised to suck with me, damn.

ah, the light.

HAHAHA. sinthiya spas.

yoyo homie, party's in the hisscrib, just scored a mighty dingdong.

hahahaha

HAHAHHAHA.

poor frin.

tongues out, lights flash.

retard and mat

gypsy and loser.

hello cacat.

you know, i love them

SHE LOOKS FORCED.

still, smiling way too much.

tongues out, lights flash.

feeeeeling the ball.

bowling ball of 30 pounds suspended in mid-air.

rush/

my red ball.

i like red balls. they make me happy.

amri pushed me down at what spot.

hence the picture

whatd'ya know! ATHIRAH LOVES RED BALLS TOO.

cross knuckles

hahaha. playign stress at marine bowl

red balls are likeable.

RED BALLS ARE LIKEABLE.

she picked the red ball, AGAIN!

shoo, thirah.

red ball needs a close-up.

omfg. red ball.

red balls are officially famous.

STEP MATS.

mazing photographer.

that's bobdog.

wtf.

lauraeva

the awesome who taught me how to say 'shit' in german.

i may love 3/5.

delight

basically, today was the epitome of great outings.

clique

2009-01-29T21:21:00.004+08:00

If i made a list of why i love the house of cards, it'd go on to infinity and beyond.

up, up and away!

moktan the clown

"Fatin, give me a spastic face!"
"NO!"
"Fatin, be awesome and give me a spastic face."

Amri and her pink.

crazy people under awesome lighting.

F, A, S.

the most fasinating thing in the mall, according to amriyatul maziyah amerali.
oh maziyah, so blonde.

barney is being groped like omfg.

checking out pink dresses(of sizes XXXXXS to XXS) for prom.
she's going to have to lose 60 pounds to fit into that.

So Sinthiya.

Fatin the cheeko.

AMRI AND HER PINKKKKK.

Outrage of modesty!
Oh, and i don't think that'll fit.

cute shitzxzxzxzx.
pink barbie's the new goth, you know.

YOU GET THE BESTTTTTTTTT OF BOTH WORLDS,
CHILL IT OUT,
KICK MILEY CYRUS,
THEN YOU'LL ROCK OUT THE SHOW.

playhouse isetan.

sinthiya the incorrigable cartoon junkie, with her HOTWHEELS backpack.

F, S, and my 2 fingers.

house of almighty cards
athirah, amri, lexuan, fatin, sinthiya, soniya, nawirah, asyiqin, nadirah, nurul, afrina.

the bestestfestest friends ever.

i think i love today.

the 5 days late post.

2009-01-29T17:59:00.005+08:00

While all of you losers jalan around mundane, boring little Singapore during CNY, it's back to mazing Malaysia for me.
Oh, who am i kidding?
Lucky bitches.

Facts:
1. The currency in Malaysia dipps by half of Singapore's (Hello, goodbye, ipod.)
2. There is NO INDOOR PLUMBLING.
3. Communication (among relatives) is a hassle, since me and my brother are the only ones there who are totally, incorrigibly Cantonese-illiterate, though, in my defense, i do know how to say ONE sentence in that dialect, and if you tell me the price of something in Cantonese, just give me 20 seconds, i'll figure it out! Eventually.
4. Mosquitoes are even hornier in Malaysia.
5. Mini Edward Cullens will fly around while you're watching shows on that sorry excuse for a television. (yes, you idiot, i mean BATS. and loadssssssssss of them)
6. My cousins of the female gender, are very short. For the love of God, i'm only 161cm, and i'm the tallest. HAHA. awesome guilty pleasure.
7. I have obviously grew tanner from OBS (see counter below)
8. Their shampoo is really cheap. Altogether, my family bought 31 bottles.
8. Holy mackoreol, I HAVE A LOT OF RELATIVES.
9. Like, wtf, a lot! I don't even know half of their names.

CNY cliched remark counter
"Ohmygod, Lexuan! So tanned!" -27 times
"几高一下了喔!" -21 times
"漂亮了可不可以!" -20 times
"Huh? you Lexuan ah? Sure not?" -6 times

Just keep smiling Lexuan, just keep smiling.
And remember to breathe at intervals, too.

Though i must admit, i am very extremely tanned, thanks to aforementioned mighty obs.
Previous quote:
I make Usian Bolt look like Miley Cyrus.

GET-TOGETHER
My cousins are like, OLD.
The 4th generation ranges from ages 12 to 30-something. So, surprise, surprise, there is a 5th generation.
Guess what?

I'm an aunt, or grandaunt, i forgot which, of MANY (grand)niences and (grand)nephews.
Heck, some are even my age.

Me: "Here, who's this?"
-points to picture-
5-year-old nehphew smiles cheekily
Me: "It's Ah Kam korkor, come on, say it!"
Brother: "Err.. Isn't Kam kor kor his father?"
Me: "Oh, shit."

But no doubt that get-together at my grandma's house was fun.
Though, Malaysia could use a rainstorm or two.

P.S.THAT VILLAGE IS RIDICULOUS!
i saw:
5 boys under 10 who've dyed their hair light brown/golden/blonde
4 boys under 12 drive a motor with at least 2 pillion riders
1 girl under 12 drive a motor with at least 2 pillion riders
3 boys under 12 driving a motor with at least 1 pillion rider

PICS GALOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

her injured "MAGIC" finger.

shit, this looks so wrong. HAHAHA

told you it's a very humble home.

the well. (it wasn't covered up before)

where the PEE goes.

kitchen and toilet

DON'T WE HAVE THE SAME EYES?!

i miss them already.

smileeeeee. my 5 year old nephew took this.
say GENIUS.

cute toooot.

my ear drums exploded that day

you know, this picture rocks.

yes, you're seeing double.
don't you just wanna pinch their cheeks?

i love fireworks.

scary

2009-01-23T19:24:00.001+08:00

HELLO,
MASS UPDATE.
after a 3 week hiatus, hallejulah.

oh, bee ass.

2009-01-23T18:09:00.006+08:00

OBS.

Obscene,
Ballistic
Shits.

WHEN THEY SAY PUSH YOU TO YOUR VERY LIMIT,
they weren't kidding.

OBS
1. Tedious
2. Fun

1.
first day was nothing.

second day was nothing much.

third day we had 6 hours of kayaking, approximately 10 km round pulua ubin, and i threw up 8 times.
As quoted: "Merlion in the ubin". Cold joke, fathergoose.

fourth day we woke up with massive aches on our shoulders and arms.
Evidently had to trek from campsite 3 a.k.a. HELL to campsite 2.
6.5km, no compass, took a wrong turn, altogether it took 6 to 7 hours.
oh, and did i forget to mention we had to carry an estimated of 12kg of heavy baggage on our backs? Plus tents, plus bottles, plus jerry cans.

fifth day is today.
and today,
i miss obs.

2.
Sometimes in Singapore, we forget that there are millions of stars above us.
And over at ubin, we remembered.

Over at obs, instructors are your friends.
they cheat your feelings, lie about their birthdays, sing a modified version of Fall For You, want to hear the extended version of your bimbo cheer, and have fun being called names.
Right Elton the FatherGoose/Mr. Gay/Earthquake man/DaddyDuck?

someone: okay, 1, 2, 3, FATHERGOOSE, okay?
marcopolo watch: kay.
someone: 1, 2, 3!
marcopolo watch: FATHERGOOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

it's mighty impressive, esp shouting from block 7 to the immortal block,
and fathergoose actually came running.

Over at obs,
you bond with your friends like you never thought you could,
you give them ludicrous nicknames so catchy and hilarious,
you take a million pictures and wished you brought extra batteries,
you're called a bimbo,
you play the most colossal and shocking truth or dare,
you sing random mammamia/hsm3/camprock/taylorswift songs while pitching tents/cooking/trekking/kayaking and love it,
you have the time of your life.

OBS Never Ends - Marco Polo 09' TKGS batch
Hey!
Uh oh, uh uh oh oh, uh uh oh oh, oh oh oh oh,
hey!
Uh oh, uh uh oh oh, uh uh oh oh, oh oh oh oh,
hey!

Five days you think for sure
That's all you've got to endure
All the tent pitching,
All the death wishes,
So superficial, so immature

Then when you graduate
You take a look around and you say HEY WAIT
This is the same as where I just came from
I thought it was over
Aw that's just great

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who can kayak,
and who knows to trek,
Who's got the mass tins, who steals the lighters,
Who's got a spoon and who's got a fork
And you still don't have the solid fuels
And you don't have the right utensils
Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends
OBS never ends

Check out the instructors
You'll never guess what Father Goose did
How did Jerry* lose his/her virginity?
And who cares if Marco Polo had the best cheer?
And the only thing that matters
Is climbing up that stone rock ladder
Still care about your hair and how you smell
Don't be an idiot and apply insect repellent.

Le Xuan,
She's the bimbo
Noran,
Dora the Explorer
Siti,
the entire screaming team
I've seen it all before,
I want my money back!

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who can kayak,
and who could trek,
Who's got the mass tins, who steals the lighters,
Who's got a spoon and who's got a fork
And you still don't have the solid fuels
And you don't have the right utensils
Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends
OBS never ends

Tune adapted from: "High School Never Ends"
Lyrics by: OBS Marco Polo watch TKGS 09' batch

*Name has been changed, so as to protect one's modesty.
-yes, astounding realisation from colossal truth or dare.

pics up real soon (:

i love you
cherlyn, yiyun, sharifah, siti, noran/dora, frin, shab, vic, elton, vanessa, natalie, ching ying, sumita, madelaine, qing wen.

marcopolo, you're my life lemons.

quiz, for the fun of it.

2009-01-23T17:38:00.005+08:00

Quiz

P.S.(as in, pre-scprit):
my first ever quiz. i've been ignoring the previous million.
tagged by jordan.

1: Besides your lips , where is your favourite spot to get kissed?
Kinky Answer: HEH HEH. let your imagination do the talking.
Otherwise: hair

2: How do you feel when you woke up this morning?
I was going to die of hypothermia and a stiff behind. pun intended/

3: Who was the last person you took a photo with?
CORRECTION: PEOPLE. farahin, shabrina, laura, victoria, noran, siti.

4: Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
Yes, and OBS confirmed my speculations.

5: Would you ever donate blood?
hell yeah.

6: Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
Definitely.

7: Do you want someone dead?
Definitely.

8:What does your last text message say?
SENT BY KESTER 3 MINUTES AGO
"hello :D how was obs?"

9:What are you thinking of right now?
Why do people call me a bimbo in obs.

10: Do you wish someone was with you right now?
Yes.

11: What time did you go to sleep last night?
11! camp regulations.

12: Where did you buy the T-shirt you are wearing now?
OBS

13: Is someone on your mind right now?
Yes.

14: Who was the last person to text you?
NEW MESSAGE 30 SECONDS AGO. Qihang.

10 PEOPLE TAGGED TO DO THIS QUIZ :
1. Athirah
2. Shawn We (REVIVE YOUR BLOG DAMMIT.)
3. Joo Yee
4. Sharifah
5. Asyiqin
6. Nawirah
7. Marissa
8. Athena
9. Izhar
10. Sinthiya

15: Who is 2 having a relationship with? (Shawn)
His lovely sexy guitar.

16: Is 3 a male or a female? (Joo Yee)
femaleeeeeeee very evidently

17: If 7 and 10 get together will that be a good thing? (Marissa, Sinthiya)
HAHAHAHAHHA! WTH. I'LL BE THEIR WEDDING PLANNER. but both are striaght. too bad.

18: What is Number 1 studying about? (Athirah)
She's studying about how to study: like a hermit crab with no life.

19: When was the last time you had a chat with them?
few hours ago.

20: Is Number 4 single? (Sharifah)
YES

21: Say something about Number 2. (Shawn)
Comical, best crap buddy, close guy friend, deserves a smacking from me.

22: What do you think about Number 3 and 6 being together? (Joo Yee, Nawirah)
it'd be morally wrong.

23: Describe Number 9. (Izhar)
Crazy RI mugger.

24: What will you do if Number 6 and 7 fight? (Marissa, Nawirah)
Cry, from overdosage of laughter. TEEHEE.

25: Do you like Number 8? (Athena)
God forbid me. She already has a husband. see fig 1.1
TOO BAD FOR YOU, ATHENA.

fig 1.1
ATHENA IS MURDEROUS.
P.S. her husband is that spastic trademark smiley.

2008-12-30T22:20:00.003+08:00

♫        Love is Wa                     r and I'm your Soldier           says:
oh we are great
♫        Love is Wa                     r and I'm your Soldier           says:
(:
❤L. {/BEL AIR BY 26. whimsical tales and it's mighty trails. says:
oh we are awesome
❤L. {/BEL AIR BY 26. whimsical tales and it's mighty trails. says:
(:
♫        Love is Wa                     r and I'm your Soldier           says:
understatement.

i now have my name in two people's personal message.
oh great joy :D

Le Xuan stole my underwear ;o -Asyiqin

I need Lexuan to keep reminding me my ego's getting in the way of things. -Hadi

Oh, i am so proud.

{;

3 days to school, and i'm already counting down to the holidays.

UPDATED
Boo you, whore. Tan Le Xuan is mean to the ugly! (The anti-ugly movement has started) -Athirah.

Still very proud.

2008-12-23T10:32:00.002+08:00

it's the time of the year when the scent of december is gently fading,
when you walk down a bustling street and you hear stores playing carols in the foreground with sales assistants humming to it's delightful tune, and when you're around complete strangers, but happily enter a whimsical trance of your own with snow, and snow, and snow.

When we finally kiss goodnight
How I'll hate going out in the storm
But if you'll really hold me tight
All the way home I'll be warm.

2008-12-21T19:11:00.002+08:00

DEAR LAI JOO YEE.
I LOVE YOU BESTESTFESTEST FRIEND :D

pardon my randomtivity, i had an impluse.

WAHAHAHA.

2008-12-21T18:54:00.000+08:00

❤L. {/BEL AIR BY 26. twentythree tresses on twentythree heads. says:
YOU IDIOT!
A. We are drifting apart. But why? we used to be so close. it izzt me? sigh.. says:
sry to disapoint you. my IQ is off th charge:D
❤L. {/BEL AIR BY 26. twentythree tresses on twentythree heads. says:
charts. not charge
❤L. {/BEL AIR BY 26. twentythree tresses on twentythree heads. says:
i rest my case.

oh the mighty ha-ha.

POST ON EMPOWER U REAL SOON! ;D

2008-12-09T22:41:00.006+08:00

HELLO PEOPLE OF EARTH AND THOSE HYPOTHETICAL EARTHBOUND/DEAD WHO ARE CONSTANTLY COMPLAINING OF MY LACK OF POSTS AND NOT-EXACTLY-FREQUENT TAG REPLIES!
Dearest Athirah just invented a new, extremely spastic word.
AthirahAriffin. `The ultimate breakdown. says:
disgoosting.

Tuition had been a hella an awesome time.
Gay teachers, noisy students, air conditioning on full blast, what more can a girl ask for?

And the airport was awesomeeeeeeee! :D
Bombarded the terminals with Melissa and Afifah; hella sexy mamas!
Cam whoring actually started in the mrt though.
Although, both of them are uncannily spontaneous.
THEY IMMEDIATELY WHOOPED OUT THEIR COMBS.
It was so synchronized, I could hardly believe it was coincidental.
And yes, following that was laughter so loud, Canada could hear it, i think.
Oh, lexuan.

You know what's great? Just posting photos and not saying anything, so people would actually be a teeny tiny bit interested rather than, as quoted, "getting some shut eye after 48 straight hours of gaming". Sureeee, makes me feels heaps better.

Scissors, scissors, scissors! :D

Do, Re, ME!

holy mutton, i can see my back reflection!

Afifah, Melissa & awesome!

BRAVO POST SOON! :D

2008-11-26T21:20:00.000+08:00

❤L. {/highschooltyranny[] here, most likely. says:
YOUR DAMN GUNDU HEAD LA
❤L. {/highschooltyranny[] here, most likely. says:
FLOOD MY TAGBORAD
&Querote - I miss ARJ! says:
flood meh?
&Querote - I miss ARJ! says:
no water what

for the billionth time Sharifah,
L-A-M-E.

2008-11-24T19:58:00.002+08:00

"Edward Cullen is perfection." -understatement of the millenium.

2008-11-20T18:53:00.000+08:00

you know what you know what you know what!
the past three days has been the bestestfestest consecutive three days of my holidays.
Yesterday, we went berserk and highhhhhhh (like we're never not). SO AMAZING. Serenaded and danced on the stage. With a spotlight.
"Centre Stage, Single spotlight" **snap**
"Imagine having everything you've every dreamed, don't you want it?"
"Maybe."
"Can't you see it?"
"Kindda"
..............
Familiar?
Oh hell yeah, according to most of my cloth buddies.
So we sang the whole song.
And I felt like I was freaking Kelly Clarkson.

To top off the craziest things I've done so far, it's indisputably yesterday's frolicking in the rain, BAREFOOTED, in public to buy ice-cream in Videoworld.
Yes, we HAD to cross the road.

Today-
We played concentration, all TWENTY FOUR of us, while some, too scared to -ehem- and i quote "face the consequences", stayed out of it and became emcees.
THOUGH I'M NOT POINTING ANY FINGERS.
-ehem: sharifah, ameera, aisyah, amanda. -ehem-
The first, the lozah had to pole dance to wo-wo-wo-womanizer as the background music.

And today-
I had to lap dance the winner.
OH, PURE JOY.
It was excruciatingly interesting though.
It was vaguely what happened:
Letter M: "M, M, A, A"
ME(Letter A): "A, A, 2, B"
so yes, spastic beyond reason.
and guess mighty what.
i was the first to lose.
lucky streak. scoff.

And today-
We had a dance off.
Between me and Marissa's (my one and favourite twinneh) team.
WHAT GENIUS MADE ME CAPTAIN?
Results are still... contemplating?

And today-
I was bound up like a mummy, with the white cloth that was left unwashed for I think 2 years now, and has been drag over the floor, drain, grass and the soles of shoes several times.
Lucky me.

And today-
I had to skip training to go for rehearsal D;
Though i would very much enjoy being at two places at once and enjoy the two mighty things i enjoy the most, science has yet satisfy me of my whimsical desires.

Sharifah had it was "Unexpectedly fun."
FUN.
F-U-N.

by Sharifah Fatimah Azzhra.

WOW.

And today-
PSLE RESULTS ARE OUT!
Kudos to some Daniel dude from my previous primary school, DAMAI (THE AWESOME) PRIMARY SCHOOL.
He got first in his cohort, tipping of a score of 264.

Though a tad pathetic as compared to elite schools, it's already mighty great to get a score of 260 and above for a nondescript school like Damai.

258.
scoff.

And today-
IT WAS EUPHORIA TO THE MAX.

:D

2008-11-15T16:27:00.000+08:00

"Let's go to IKEA instead"
24/10/08 :D
bestestfestest day.

oh hello, caterpillar

homey, homey feeling :D

canvas+effect= genius

sneakkkky.

hello adorable

goodness gracious.

cleoprata in newyork :D

we seem to be on a polaroid genius streak today :}

imprinting successful.
it's in my freaking system now.
i love ikea and those mighty idiots :D

2008-11-15T11:30:00.000+08:00

like i said, blonde jokes are the epitome of all awesomness.

"How do you drown a blonde?"
"Glue a mirror at the bottom of the pool"

"How do you earse a blonde's memory?"
"Easy, just blow into her ears"

"What do you call a blonde with a brain?"
"A Golden Retriever"

Oh, genius.

Prancing about Orchard road & 5 different shopping malls in under 4 hours with Athirah, Amri & Fation was great.

I bought an ESPRIT cap. prettyyyy :D
Athirah fell in loveeee with an ESPRIT jacket which cost -freakinglongdramaticpause- $129
as usual, one of my duties is enjoying taunting her with the constant reminders of her jacket.
So, it kindda freaked people out when she burst out saying in the middle of the sidewalk, us drinking Starbucks saying: "AHHHHH! WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME?!"

If i were one of the innocent bystanders, i would've though this ~~lunatic~~ poor girl was abused by coffee.
Heh heh. :D

Amri felt in love with a perfume, the scent anyway.
She kept smelling it wheverever we go, every freaking 10 seconds.
Fatin: "Why don't you just glue the paper on your nose already?"
Me: "That ought'd be interesting"

Fatin refused to fall in love with any item from the awesomestbrandofalltime-ESPRIT

Madagascar 2 was damn funny. The freaking most hilarious cartoon of all time.
Not my fault i ain't a fan of Simspons :D

I could kiss whoever created ESPRIT.
and maybe lead to......
then i'll be filthy rich.
A girl can dream, can't she?

xoxo.

2008-11-06T00:58:00.000+08:00

Beach- tranquility, chaos, half-naked dunes running in the rain, BBQfumes-resulting-in-teary- eyed-situations, M18-rated *cough* sightings, you name it.

Yesterday was fun.
The walala gang: Me, Amri, Sinthiya, Athirah, Asyiqin, Fatin & Rury ;}
The rain had to ruin it all though, with the exception of half-naked guys running like it's a marathon in the rain, of course :D

PICHAZ! ;D {kope-d from nicole[the word pichaz, not the pichaz itself(cos she ain't there]}
ohgod, stupid brackets.

Man,i am a goof :D

hey, no one ever said camwhoring was criminal.

look closelyyyyyy- you can see the photographer :D

Spasms much, Sinthiya? :D

Perfect day.

2008-11-06T00:17:00.001+08:00

- amshar ' says:
hey
- amshar ' says:
wad r fbts?
❤L. {/highschooltyranny[] FDC 09' :D says:
fat boys in thongs.

good job, lexuan :D

2008-11-03T21:41:00.000+08:00

Okay, being well, a girl, and i goody-two-shoes one at that, i have always been curious about how~~intheworld~~/why~~thehell~~/what~~miscellaneousshit~~ happens when two ~~horny~~ sexually aroused teens get together :D

(9:25 PM) *WHOLAHEYY:
i start to miss last time kissing *PALMTREE...
(9:25 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
lol
(9:26 PM) ❤L. {/highschoo:
MYGOD
(9:26 PM) ❤L. {/highschoo:
MYGOD
(9:26 PM) ❤L. {/highschoo:
OHMGOD!
(9:26 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
haha
(9:26 PM) ❤L. {/highschoo:
wholaheyyy!
(9:26 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
u dont know?
(9:26 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
we got kissed!
(9:26 PM) ❤L. {/highschoo:
on the lips?!!
(9:26 PM)WHOLAHEYY:
french kiss
(9:27 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
haha
(9:27 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
my first kiss is wif *CHIMPANZEE
(9:27 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
k...let me share wif u
(9:27 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
firstly
(9:28 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
he took out his specs
(9:28 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
haha
(9:28 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
and grab my shoulders
(9:28 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
and pull me towards him
(9:28 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
and tilled his head
(9:28 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
and i laugh
(9:28 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
so first try
(9:28 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
failed...
(9:29 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
second try
(9:29 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
he pulled me to him and just touch my lip
(9:29 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
i found it very lame
(9:30 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
so y not i do it!
(9:30 PM)WHOLAHEYY
(9:30 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
and force open his mouth
(9:30 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
and stick my tongue in
(9:30 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
and we french kissed!
(9:31 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
and...after that got a bit bored
(9:31 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
i bit his tongue
(9:31 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
he bit my lip
(9:31 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
then some more
(9:32 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
and i bit his lips back
(9:32 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
her lips felt like rubber
(9:32 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
and reminded me of what?
(9:32 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
chewy sweet
(9:32 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
haha
---AFTER LONGGGG PAUSE---
(9:33 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
u there?
(9:33 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
hey?
(9:33 PM) WHOLAHEYY:
u need CPR?
(9:33 PM) ❤L. {/highschoo:
yes please.

*names have been change due to one's apparent chaste and non-existant rep.

Like seriously, NO FIREWORKS?!
Hey, sorraye, i'm a sucker for cliches.

2008-11-02T22:13:00.000+08:00

"How responsible are you?"
"I killed a cactus"

I ask you, how can you not love Athena?
HAHAHA.

Jesus, i have tons of tags to reply.
And there's a high possibility that my tagboard will, indisputably flood, and my internet connection will eventually disconnect, leading to the state of ballistia my laptop system will land up in.

so, here it is.
WS: dude, seriously, ehkkkk, goosebumps.
EstherWee: okay, will do :D
Nich(?): i was sooo hoping that was a type-o.
Thirah: dear ariffin, i think it is evident that me, and a billion gazillion readers i have here knows THE OTHER MEANING OF THE WORD PUSSIE, that is, i say it is the most refined manner possible :D damn, i flatter myself.
TESSA: next MC outing, duh. IF you make it, which i doubt you will. i'll give you the benifit of the doubt though :D
SiangLer: HELLO YOU! ;D
nawirah: OKEYDOKEY :D
Feon: Thanks (:
Shafiq: I have officially come to the conclusion that you are a sadist who pretty much enjoy slashing his wrists. :D
NICOLE: IT'S NOT DEAD ANYMORE, leuxuanthewesomestgreatestbeingthereis revived it :D
Miao: YESYES! i will, sooon :D
Thirah: dude, i think the funny, amusing and rather obscene post down thereeeeee has made up for it :D
ATHENA: dang,when will you stop poking more already?!?!?!? HAHAHA. Patrick's mineee!
Nadirah: darling, please refer to the above sentence :D
Thirah: Technically, only the second picture shows ASS. and damned toned ones at that :D
Thirah: like anyone's every gonna see yiow arse. HAHAH. unless...
amriyatul: God, mayizah! you HAD to pollute young innocent minds!
spoony: I KNOW ;D AND ILY!
NICOLE: oh, great, now ii'm a sucker for making people laugh, hey, that ain;t half bad :D
asyiqin: peeing is a natarul cycle of mothernature, EMBRACE it, darling, just um, not wearing Prada. HAHAHHA

WHAT I HAVE LEARNT TODAY:
-i better reply tags as often as possible, or i would die from over-somethingamajig that doctors have yet to name.
-if you go to a police station, and say you hit your ghost boyfriend accidentally with a cigar pot-HARD and he mysteriously dematerialized, and happen to tell the same off icier you can see him because you're a mediator, HE WILL NOT HESITATE IN LOCKING YOU UP IN SOME FOAMING ENCLOSED PLACE, WITH A STRAIGHT JACKET ON.

youknowiknowyouwillalwaysloveme,
xoxo

2008-10-31T23:21:00.000+08:00

TRIBUTE TO TWOSEVEN AND ALL OTHER SENTIMENTAL IDIOTS OUT THERE.

just a reminder, of how fast time flies,

put your best ass forward and smile, for those awesomeness of it all.

2008-10-31T21:30:00.000+08:00

frolicking in cobwebs,
strange eerie music,
delicious too-sweet candy,
horror-movie marathons.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN :D

2008-10-26T02:06:00.000+08:00

Which idiot watches ANTM till 1 in the morning, then blogs at 2:07 am?
this(:

let's hope the state of euphoria keeps up.

I love lesbian/bisexual models, but hey, who doesn't? :D

2008-10-24T22:16:00.000+08:00

this is not fun, anymore.
i need friends, not emmy-winning gossip queens.

2/7

2008-10-23T22:58:00.000+08:00

I stumble, i fumble, i stutter, i choke.
I mumble, i tear up, i missed it, it broke.
As i stare above,
i prayed silently.
And prayed, and prayed, and prayed...

And here it is.

The greatest gift anyone could have ever given me.

through wacky banners,

sleepy mornings,

a whole lotta love,

uncannily symmetrical smiles,

childish card games,

our seemingly-never-ending cmps projects,

the ever mighty house of cards,

photogenic darlings,

spastic faces in front of cameras,

candid photos,

anything, but glamourous face constrosions,

classic clueless expressions,

einsteinette wannabes,

the art of balancing,

interesting poses,

and EHEMMMM moments,

you guys gave me the best days of my life.

And now,I emerge with gusto and love,
undenialably creative, and utterly whacked.
You guys were a hell of a bunch,
and i loved you all for that.

no words;

photo credits: the amazing Nicole Tan :D

22/10/2008

2008-10-22T23:27:00.000+08:00

And here i am, racking my soon-to-be/already comatose brain to think of a ha-ha-ha-lirious post.
Okay, let's start with post-exams activities. So far, i've already ~~ditch school~~ become physically inept and therefore unable to attend school for 3 days, in 2 weeks, of 6 school days.
Wow Lexuan, bright future ahead of you, definately.
To actually avoid bawling like a recently widowed prima-donna from desperate housewives, bright lads like us came up with a few tactica as to aviod as mentioned above.

Hello, I love you Hazwan. says: Haiz. I think it would be hard not to get emotional on thursday ):

nicole says: I shall look at SR nathan's face to keep myself from crying if it's in the hall.

Hello, I love you Hazwan. says: pffffffffffffffffft!!!!!

Hello, I love you Hazwan. says: hahahahahahahahaha

Hello, I love you Hazwan. says: i'll look at mrs C_ _ _'s boobs.

Here's nicole being creative and Athirah being well, Athirah.

And yes, contrary to the technical glitch, this is written on the 22 of october, the day before 75% of the secondary two cohort will bawl their eyes out and the other 25%, stare at Mrs. EHEM's intriguing saggy milkshakes-gone-bad and starts laughing like hysterical hyennas.

Hey, laughing IS contagious :D

Together we laugh, together we cry, we frystrate one another, and we do things so hilariously silly, Pars Hilton would want to be best friends with us.